I’d like to share some Confucius’s philosophy with you, and ask: Do you believe in his philosophy?
Confucius say
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to bangkok.
Confucius say
Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there..
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Television never replace old reliable key hole.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
Lazie
Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Kids like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up house.
War not determine who right. War determine who left.
Man who sleep on road, wake up feeling run down.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
House without bathroom, uncanny.
Man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
Man with big mouth, beware of foot.
He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement..
It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who wet-farts in church must sit in own pew.
Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
I (30 years) thought myself Gay but did not like to have Sex?
I am 30 years old but still virgin. I like the body of man. I feel sexual stimulation when I see a sexy boy. I have no charm for female body. Like to date with sexy boys. This time in Bangkok (Thailand) I went to the Gay Bars. Saw beautiful nude boys dancing but did not like it that much. I thought I will have sex with this boys but at the end I left the place and never went back? Why? I thought I will have sex with Girl but equally I found no charm. Can you tell me why this happens to me?
What Confucius said ?
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired.
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself.
Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.
Running away from my fiancee, what should I do?
I am British, and I got a job abroad, in Burma. When I left, I was engaged to Mabel, and we arranged it so that she would join me in six months. But one difficulty cropped up after another; Mabel's father died, the war came, I was sent to a district unsuitable for a woman; so
that in the end it was seven years before she was able to start. I went down to Rangoon to meet her. I was in the quay, when suddenly my nerve failed me. I had not seen Mabel for seven years. I had forgotten what she was like. She was a total stranger. I could not go through with it, but how can you tell a girl, who patiently waited for seven years and had come six thousand miles to marry me? I had not nerve for this either. So, I took a boat to Singapore, and wrote to Mabel that I was called there on business, and that she'd better go home. When I arrived to Singapore, I found a cable from Mabel. She was following me! So I went by train to Bangkok. But she could easily followed me, so I took a boat to Saigon (it was dirty, cramped and uncomfortable). In Saigon I signed into a hotel, they immediately handed a telegram from Mabel to me! So, I went to Hong-Kong, then to Manila, then to Yokohama, there was a telegram from Mabel for me there, too! So I doubled back to Shanghai. I got a telegram from Mabel in my club there, and went up to Chungking (by river, and no one could travel it till spring). Then to Hankow and from Hankow to Ichang, and from Ichang through the rapids to Chungking. But I was desperate now, so I went to Cheng-tu, the capital of Szechuan, and it was four hundred miles away. It could only be reached by road, and the road was infested with brigands. There was a consul there, he happened to be my friend, and I am enjoying the comfort of a luxurious house, my idleness, and my divine security. But it can't go on forever, I will have to go back to work
eventually, and what if Mabel is still there? What should I do?
What kind of pack do I need to buy for my travels?
I am an 18 year-old girl travelling from Washington DC to London (5 days) to Berlin (5 days) to London (3 days) to Cornwall (6 weeks) to Delhi (3 weeks) to Bangkok (3 weeks) to Australia (university for 3 years!). I need to know what size backpack I should buy (I'm leaning toward 60 litres, but that might be too much) and what kind of pack would be best for my travels. So far I've looked at REI and North Face, the both look fine and most of their packs are in my price range (around $200). Help!
This is for asian women- i’m only attracted to you all- not that i don’t want to but… (look at extra info)?
not that i don't want to be attracted to you guys but i have a heavy attraction. whether is the stereotypes (which i don't judge you by- heavens no) like thin eyes, super kindness, intelligence, small bodies but whenever i see a friend, someone i don't know or a girl on TV who is from China, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore, Korea, Taiwan, or the Philippines my hormones go crazy. i was in Bangkok touring the city and was seduced by so many of the women in silk dresses and i get so horny just watching non seductive asian women such as this one japanese reporter on TV on Bloomberg Asia or even flight attendants! i guess what i'm asking is why am i so attracted to you, is it wrong, and how should i deal with it.
ps- i'm "real" sensetive about this
I’m stuck on a song… A THAI SONG!?
I was in Thailand for xmas (2008 new year 2009) and in Bangkok, I heard this awesome song. It was a techno-ish pop song and it sounded like a little girl was singing the chorus:
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na" And then before or after there would be a thai chorus with the same beat but with words! HELP!
Travel itinerary for Thailand!?
Hi, im an 18yr old girl, travelling to Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore this summer with a friend, and am trying to work out which places to go to and how long to spend in each place. Im interested in all aspects of the countries, i want to spend some time in the beach resorts as well as the less touristy areas.
So far I have: Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Koh Samui, Koh Phangan, Krabi, Phi Phi Island, Phuket......
is this a good choice of places to visit? does anyone have suggestions of other places in thailand, and suggestions for malaysia....
basically i just need as much info as possible from those who have travelled it before!! sorry about the long question...!
oh, and im travelling for a total of 28 days.
Help me: Who is she in advertisement?
I was surfing on website for my company web servers & found really interesting.
Pls follow this URL: http://marketing.networksolutions.com/dms/09Q1/dotTEL/index.php?channelid=P13C100S1N0B2A1D527E0000V114
PLS watch full trailer first & then react.
Roll the page & reach to middle section right side. There you can find video where you can see these words "TEL, the new way to communicate", then click "See it in action >".
LET ME KNOW WHO IS SHE, she really broke my heart 
((((
She is 5th girl who broke my heart:-
1. When I was in 5th class & she was my English teacher.
2. When I was 17, I loved her but she had no feelings & rejected me after one year with very bad words.
3. When there was a blast in UK station so that time Indian newspapers published this story where he took photograph of one british girl (seems 16-19 age) who were trying to see policeman's from her window.
4. In 2007 I saw Thai Air hostess in Bangkok AIRPORT as she has really 38-23-38 size & cute looking, I was astounded.
She is 5th girl in my life who broke my heart ((
This message is for lovebird182 user.
10x 4 saying me: considering u r ugly. ur stupid arnt u. my brain which thinks unlike urs.
10x 4 for telling me ur metality where you proved that you are one of the worng person whom I asked this question.
I BLOCKED YOU already, WHY think it with cool mind.
You have no rights to say any bad things until sum1 said for u.
please i need help? please?
it's about a boy and a girl. the name of the boy is 'madi' and the name of the girl is 'efa'. it all started 2 years ago. madi and efa used to read in the same school. Efa went abroad for higher studies and realized that she loved Madi. so one day while chatting with madi she told him that she loved him very much. madi said he would wait for her. 2 years went by ...Efa came back to the country where Madi lives. Madi's happiness knew no bound. but efa was different. she changed a lot. madi called her several times but she didn't recieve. one day a guy called madi and told him not to call efa again. madi was surprised and asked him who he was. the guy told him to ask efa for the answer. madi called efa and she recieved the call for the first time and told him that ..that guy was her boy friend. she met him in bangkok (where is went for higher study). she told madi to forget her and it will b good for him.
what do madi do now? madi had been waiting for her for the last 2 years.
efa could have told madi everything before coming back to the country. why did she cheat on madi? why did she lie even before the day she arrived?