Ancient Wisdom (adult joke.)?
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man who scratch *ss should not bite fingernails.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Boy who go to bed with stiff problem, wake up with problem in hand.
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Squirrel who runs up women's leg not find nuts.
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Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
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Girl who sits on jockey's lap gets hot tip.
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Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honorable discharge.
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Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
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Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
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Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Thank you so much, both of you.
I notice that some people do not have a sense of humor on here.....or they do not share it much...although I have found funny things. I decided I could use a laugh, maybe someone else could? Laugh or cry, people...laugh or cry...
I’m an American and married to a Thai woman. I want to divorce her. How easy is that?
We got married in Bangkok 2 months ago. I went back to America, and we BOTH realized that it did not work out and we need to break up.. She stays in Bangkok, and I live in America, and I'm an American citizen.
My questions:
1. How fast can I divorce her and how much will it cost?
2. Can I do it by writing a letter, fax, or phone calls or do i need to be present in Thailand?
3. Do I have to declare IN AMERICA that I ever been married when the whole marriage took place in Thailand and NO NONE really knows i was not single for 2 months?
4. She agrees that love between us is over, but she MIGHT not want to give me a divorce RIGHT NOW. Can I divorce her without her permission? Do I need her permission by Thai law?
P.S. She was NOT a bar girl and we met at work.
David