Inside Bangkok Dating

Ancient Wisdom (adult joke.)?

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man who scratch *ss should not bite fingernails.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Boy who go to bed with stiff problem, wake up with problem in hand.

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Squirrel who runs up women's leg not find nuts.

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Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

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Girl who sits on jockey's lap gets hot tip.

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Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

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Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

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Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

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Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Thank you so much, both of you.
I notice that some people do not have a sense of humor on here.....or they do not share it much...although I have found funny things. I decided I could use a laugh, maybe someone else could? Laugh or cry, people...laugh or cry...