I’d like to share some Confucius’s philosophy with you, and ask: Do you believe in his philosophy?
Confucius say
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to bangkok.
Confucius say
Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there..
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Television never replace old reliable key hole.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
Lazie
Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Kids like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up house.
War not determine who right. War determine who left.
Man who sleep on road, wake up feeling run down.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
House without bathroom, uncanny.
Man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
Man with big mouth, beware of foot.
He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement..
It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who wet-farts in church must sit in own pew.
Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.